September 2011
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WatchNew video from Zach and Zach!
Too Late with Zach Sims! Live! At the Creek!
Zach and Zach will be performing this Saturday in a debut scripted talk show entitled Too Late With Zach Sims!
It’s at the Creek and the Cave (10-93 Jackson Ave. off the 21st St. stop on the G and Vernon-Jackson Stop on the 7) at 10!
Here’s the info:
America’s fourth/fifth longest running talk show, Too Late with Zach Sims, is opening the doors of their Long Island City studio Willy Wonka...
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August 2011
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A Few Thoughts on Public Urination, From a Public...
On August 25th I will find myself in a Brooklyn court house appearing for the crime of public urination. I did so not at a busy cross-section or in front of anything as sacred as a yoga studio, but on a secluded Bushwick side street usually reserved for warehouse workers welding and doing other “man work” (Smelting? Is that a thing?). I’m not quite sure why such an infraction requires a...
New Podcast!
We’ve got a little different podcast this week. Nick Maritato (Meatsteak) and Ken Beck (CSO) drop by to talk about the upcoming fundraiser (SPANK) at the UCB Theatre on August 23rd. It’s a real wild west of a show.
Check it out here!
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Ben Franklin Facts
Ben “The Greatest American” Franklin was perhaps the most influential man in the history of our great nation. Whether it be inventions such as bifocals and lightning bolts, co-authoring the Declaration of Independence or bringing the fathering of illegitimate children into vogue it’s hard to argue the fact that Benjamin Franklin was the greatest man to ever live, even greater than Bob...
July 2011
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The Very Best Truck Nutz
This young man is posing with his Truck Nutz. But notice there’s no wedding ring. Get him while he’s single ladies!
These are sad days for the American justice system. A 65-year-old woman in South Carolina was just fined $445 for sporting a set of Truck Nutz, the popular trailer-hitch testicles.
The best way we can support her is for every last one of us to- buy our own set of...
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Back to School Update!
From the Desk of Marshall P. Backwasher
Principal, Grovefield Elementary
Dear Parents,
As I’m sure many of you are aware the Grove County school system has come under rough financial times. I know many of you have been concerned that these setbacks would result in a sub-par educational experience for your children. I’m writing you now to let you know that is not the case. An...
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Zach and Zach's newest podcast is up! (WITH...
Dearest friends, and friends that are in fact deer:
Episode 14 of Zach and Zach Save The Community Center is up, and you can listen to it here on our Podbean site or you can grow a pair of balls and just subscribe to it on iTunes. It’s a monthly podcast that only runs about 25 minutes. We broadcast live from the City-Town Community Center (from the girls bathroom, usually) and we talk to...
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The Zach and Zach Tumblr
It is with open arms and stimulated genitals that Zach and Zach welcome you to this, the much anticipated Zach and Zach Tumblr. (The missing “e” was of course donated to science after his death by the sites founder, Jameson T. Tumbler, in 1897.)
Here all the Zach-Ites, Zach-A-Holics and the far less popular Zach-O-Philes can get all the latest Zach and Zach comedy right at your fingertips, or...
